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Anonymous asked:

What are tim tams?

tomlinsarse answered:

OHHHHH

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GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OKAY OH MY GOD TIM TAMS ARE THE GREATEST AUSTRALIAN CREATION OKAY BASICALLY IT IS CHOCOLATE CREME IN BETWEEN TWO CHOCOLATE BISCUITS WHICH IS THEN COATED IN CHOCOLATE

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AND YOU CAN GET TIM TAMS WITH DOUBLE COATING

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AND YOU CAN GET CARAMEL IN IT

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AND FUCKING WHITE CHOCOLATE

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YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT OTHER FUCKING FLAVOURS IT COMES IN???? IT COMES IN DARK CHOCOLATE AND HAZELNUT PRALINE AND TURKISH DELIGHT AND IT EVEN HAS SOME SECRET PACKS LIKE THE TIM TAM CRUSH PACK WHICH HAS COOKIES & CREAM AND MINT CRISP AND HONEYCOMB AND THE TIM TAM SWEET SURRENDERS WITH BLACK FOREST DELIGHT AND CHOC HAZELNUT AND CREME CARAMEL AND TREAT PACKS WITH DARK CHOCOLATE RUM & RAISIN AND DARK CHOCOLATE MINT AND HONEYCOMB AND DOUBLE CHOC VANILLA AND CHOC ORANGE

YOU CAN EVEN RAISE MONEY FOR BREAST CANCER WITH TIM TAMS

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ALL IN ALL

EATING A TIM TAM IS PRETTY CLOSE TO HAVING THE MOST INTENSE ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE

MAYBE EVEN BETTER THAN THAT